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Getting a two-syllable DAY-UM!

You know how when some people walk into a room, you just stare and say DAY-UM!  Well, maybe. But you know what I mean. All eyes on them, because they wear their space like a tailored glove. Because they know what their audience is looking for. Do you? Know what your audience is looking for, […] Read More

The secret sauce for selling more stuff

“Yes! Absolutely I want to buy your flamingo-shaped sofa! I’ll do it tomorrow!” *tumbleweed*  Of course, they won’t buy it. But they seemed so enthusiastic… That potential customer disappeared like a toot in the wind, and you have no idea why. I’ll let you into a little secret: most business owners have no idea why their customers […] Read More

Got client cystitis?

“I am obligated to give them 16 hours a week, and to be honest I hate it! I really resent them.” So Becky, one of my Superheroes, told me during her Borrow My Brain consultation. I hear ya, sista. I’ve been there, resenting the hell out of clients. It sucks. Becky’s a personal fitness trainer […] Read More

There’s no such thing as creative people

Howls of protest from the artists’ corner! Red-faced rage from the engineers!  Whaddya mean there’s no such thing as creative people, you douchecanoe?! It’s true. Well, sort of. What I mean is, anyone can learn to be creative. As I explain in this week’s blast-from-the-past podcast. Due to reasons, Joe and I didn’t record a […] Read More


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