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It’s not the taking part that counts [new podcast]

Knickers, knickers, everywhere – and legs all the way up to here. Yep, I competed in the finals of the Authentic Pole Dancing competition up in Wigan a couple of weeks ago, and wanted to share my learnings with you.  We made a podcast all about it. And, because I finally learned to do my own […] Read More

How The Daily Mail can help you sell more

Ugh, I feel like I need a bleach shower even writing that subject line… But if there’s one thing the Daily Mail is superlative at (apart from being a hate-mongering misogynistic shit-fest) it’s headlines.  Without some of the best headline writers in the world, the DM — and all tabloid newspapers, trashy magazines, and YouTube channels — […] Read More

Cast off your cloak of invisibility!

Marcie raised her hand to answer the teacher’s question. She lowered it as the teacher called on someone else.  She put up her hand again, higher this time — and again, the teacher passed over her. And again. It was like she hadn’t even seen her. She sighed. Then stared at her hand in horror […] Read More

Email marketing doesn’t work!

The Earth is flat. Did you know that?  No, it is, because I read it on the internet and the group who told me had proof. The Moon landings never happened, and Australia is a myth. Which came as something of a shock to my Australian friends, I gather. See, you can’t see the roundness of the […] Read More


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