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Write Your Book’s Introduction In 3 Simple Steps

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” If you’ve seen the classic movie The Princess Bride, you’ll be familiar with the quote at the top of this article. But you may not have considered it as the perfect introduction when meeting new people. It’s polite. It gives your name. It […] Read more

You are not Mystic Meg

One of my greatest, most proficient talents is mind-reading and fortune-telling. Yep: I’m the indie-biz-publishing answer to Mystic Meg*. I am absolutely spectacular at knowing exactly what someone is thinking about me at any given time. It’s like I can hear the thoughts whizzing around their heads: “Ooh, look at her. What an idiot. I […] Read more

🎥 You’re not boring [Moxie Books]

Think nobody will want to read a book you’ve written? Think again! This week, I answer this question: “I am a mortgage broker and life/health insurance specialist. How and why would I write a book about that and who would buy it?” Short answer: you don’t write a book about that. Instead, you write a […] Read more

How’s your Inner D*ckhead today?

“You are such an IDIOT! You’re crap! I don’t know why you bother.” Not you. Me. Or, at least, that’s what my Inner Dickhead would have me believe. Honestly, if you could hear the stuff I say to myself in my head, you’d be horrified. I’m horrified. Every now and then, Joe pulls me up […] Read more


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