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You know what’s easier than doing the thing you know you have to do? Netflix. Cake. Faffing on Facebook. Tarting on Twitter. Inchworming on Instagram (sorry, couldn’t think of any “i” words). I reckon one of the biggest reasons we fail at stuff we want to do is because we don’t see progress. Like weight-loss. […] Read More

Not today, Satan!

For today is going to be THE DAY when I get all of the things done. How often have you said that? How often have you meant it? If you’re anything like me, you say it a lot. And if you’re anything like I used to be, what actually happens is this: You stride forth from bed determinedly, like a dog […] Read More

This sticky ear worm will drive you nuts

All together now… Just one cornetto! Give it to me-e-e-e-eeeeeeee! Or how about… Do the Shake-and-Vac, and put the freshness back – do the shake and vac and put the freshness back! Or perhaps… If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club! YOU’RE WELCOME. Now, when you’ve finished cursing my […] Read More

The fastest nips in the west

Did you know boobs can go from 0 to 60 faster than a Ferrari? If you were in any doubt as to how great they are, this should clear that doubt up.  But when it comes to sport – specifically running and high-impact stuff – boobs are a major pain in the chesticles. Small-breasted women […] Read More


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