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The Niche-O-Matic [new podcast]

Psssst! Guess what? “Unique” doesn’t have to mean unique.  Eh? Better listen to this week’s podcast. I couldn’t be bothered to open tonic, so me and Joe are drinking neat gin and failing to come up with good episode names for this podcast mini-series. That’s right: this is the start of a podcast mini-series! All […] Read More

The chimney sweep marketing method [Flamingo Friday]

Chim-chiminy chim-chiminey chim-chim-chiree! Doodle-de-doodle-de-doodle-de-dee! Now I’ve infected you with that ear worm, take a look at this quick video on a very effective piece of direct mail that cost mere pennies. Literally. Pennies. Direct mail doesn’t have be massive and fancy and complicated. You don’t have to spend a fortune to flamingo your business. You […] Read More

Does your business give you motion sickness?

What are you orbiting today? When you spin around really, really fast it becomes harder to hold on… but easier to lift yourself up.  Physics, see? Pole dancing is all about physics. The other day, I had a lesson on a spinny pole and in between mild motion sickness, I was considering the nature of […] Read More

Confessions of a seminar junkie

*stands up, looks contrite, clasps hands* Hi. I’m Vicky and I’m a product-a-holic.  In my office, I’m building some kind of a crazy-person fortress out of books I haven’t yet read and training courses I haven’t yet even got out of the packaging. You know those hoarders’ houses? Where you feel sad because the person […] Read More


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