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Cast off your cloak of invisibility!

Marcie raised her hand to answer the teacher’s question. She lowered it as the teacher called on someone else.  She put up her hand again, higher this time — and again, the teacher passed over her. And again. It was like she hadn’t even seen her. She sighed. Then stared at her hand in horror […] Read More

Email marketing doesn’t work!

The Earth is flat. Did you know that?  No, it is, because I read it on the internet and the group who told me had proof. The Moon landings never happened, and Australia is a myth. Which came as something of a shock to my Australian friends, I gather. See, you can’t see the roundness of the […] Read More

Get over it! [new podcast]

Why are you still doing that? Even though it’s not working? Honestly, get over it. In this episode, we wrestle with a raspberry seed stuck in my teeth, a tragic lack of gin (due to illness), and why human brains are wired to screw us over. We dig deep into the sapiens cranium, pull out the entrails […] Read More

I like it every day *waggles eyebrows*

Everyone has that one acquaintance you only hear from when they want to borrow money, amiright? You don’t hear from them for months, then *poof*! There they are, hand out, asking for your hard-earned moolah.  Bear that in mind when you hear my next idea… Because you’re going to hate it. Remember yesterday I said […] Read More


STOP FAFFING AND START LIVING

Juicy secrets and profitable arse-kickings from the Small Business Ringmaster. Enter your email address to get my DAILY arse-kickings on how to market your business so you stand out — and live the life you want.

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