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You could have a steam train… [Moxie Monday!]

Start your Monday with a whomper of a choon! If you’re not pogo-ing around your office right now, honestly, you need to take a good long look at your morning. This song is part of the soundtrack of my childhood: long car journeys for summer camping trips, with all of us singing along as loudly […] Read More

Climbing out of the boozy wardrobe [new podcast!]

Joe and I drink herbal tea flavoured with steeped socks and swerve wildly away from the topic we’d planned to talk about. Instead, we clamber gracelessly out of the boozy wardrobe and go on a verbal safari about The Alcohol Experiment, journaling, habits, and failing to do the splits.  This episode is not powered by […] Read More

[Flamingo Friday!] How to send your email subscribers to sleep

My mate got an email and shared it on Facebook with the caption “I cannot think of anything more dull than a fucking garden waste newsletter. But thanks for thinking of me.” Yep. With her on that. Which is a shame, because it wouldn’t take much effort to turn a snoozeworthy email nobody wants into […] Read More

I have a crush on a man who’s NOT MY HUSBAND

There’s this guy. I have kind of a crush on him. It’s like he can burrow right inside my head, John Malkovich-style, and see what I’m thinking – then press all the right buttons. He makes me feel special. Important. And understood. His mission in life is to help me feel good. AND IT’S NOT MY HUSBAND. […] Read More


STOP FAFFING AND START LIVING

Juicy secrets and profitable arse-kickings from the Small Business Ringmaster. Enter your email address to get my DAILY arse-kickings on how to market your business so you stand out — and live the life you want.

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